Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Favorite Season Six Quotes (So Far)
So while I've sometimes thought Dean was being too much of a dick, or that soulless Sam drew too much of what we love away from the show, I've been relieved that the banter and one-liners didn't change! Here are some of my favorite lines from each episode in season 6. So far.
"Exile on Main Street"
Bobby to Ben: Just don't touch the decor, okay? Assume it's all loaded.
"Two and a Half Men"
Dean about the shapeshifter baby: What the hell are we gonna do with it? We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.
"The Third Man"
Castiel: Sam, Dean, my "people skills" are "rusty." Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.
"Weekend at Bobby's"
Bobby: Do I sound like I'm done? Now look, I know you've got issues. God knows, I know. But I got a news flash for you: you ain't the center of the universe. Now, it may have slipped your mind, but Crowley owns my soul, and the meter is running, and I will be damned if I am gonna sit around and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once?
Dean: Look at this. He's watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?
"You Can't Handle the Truth"
Bobby: Tori Spelling. I'm a huge fan. Girl's a real talent...You know what else? I get a pedicure once and a while at this nice Vietnamese joint. This one girl, Nhung Phuong, name means "velvet phoenix." Tiny thing, but the grip on her! She starts on my toes and I feel like I am gonna - ... I never told anyone that. Why am I telling you? Maybe because you're my favorite. Although Sam's a better hunter - lately, anyway. Whoa, whoa, why the hell am I telling you this?
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
"All Dogs Go to Heaven"
Crime scene tech: What are the feds doing here?
Sam: Oh, we're specialists. They call us in to answer the questions of mouth-breathing dick monkeys.
"Clap Your Hands if You Believe"
Sam: If you want to add glitter to that glue you're sniffing, that's fine, but don't dump your whackadoo all over us. We'd rather not step in it.
Samuel: Is this what you boys do? Sit around watching pornos with angels?
Castiel: We're not supposed to talk about it.
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.
Tessa: Just so you know, when people die, they might have questions for you.
Dean: You mean like, "how did Betty White outlast me?"
"Like a Virgin"
Bobby: They're not like the Loch Ness Monster, Dean. Dragons aren't real.
Dean: Could you make a few calls?
Bobby: To who? Hogwarts?
Sam: Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed.
"Mannequin 3: The Reckoning"
Dean: They don't even dissect anything good in there. I mean, bigger than Kermit, they use an iPad.
Your turn! What are some of your favorite lines from this season? Which one is your all-time season 6 favorite? (I gotta go with Bobby telling Dean the truth and much more than the truth. :) ) I have a feeling we might get some even better ones this week, though.